This Just In: Eating Artificial, Manufactured, Factory Food Causes Cancer

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Researchers: Eating Processed Foods Greatly Increases Chances of Getting Cancer

Originally published at iBankCoin.com

The British Medical Journal published a study that says eating sh*tty processed foods cause cancer.

Researchers in Paris studies the medical record of 10,000 adults and cross referenced their intake of food items — amounting to more than 3,000, and found that foods such as processed cakes, chicken nuggets, mass produced bread, soda, confectionary and processed meat increased risks of getting cancer.

In fact, it showed that as little as a 10% increase in consuming this sh*tty foods led to a 12% bump in cancer.

Naturally, processed food fags are having a f*cking stroke over this and are in hyper-shill mode trying to kill the story. The common rebuttal is ‘urging caution’ and reminding normies to have a ‘balanced diet’ while also advertising Dorito flavored Taco Bell cancer bombs.

Processed foods amount to a staggering 50% of the average person’s diet in several western countries — such as ‘Merica.

“If confirmed in other populations and settings, these results suggest that the rapidly increasing consumption of ultra-processed foods may drive an increasing burden of cancer in the next decades,” the researchers said.

Here is the absolute state of Cancer Research U.K.:

“People shouldn’t worry about eating a bit of processed food here and there based on this study. There is good evidence that too little fruit, vegetables and fiber and too much processed and red meat in our diets can contribute to the development of some types of cancer,” Linda Bauld, Cancer Research U.K.’s prevention expert, said in an email.

“Eating a balanced diet, avoiding junk food and maintaining a healthy weight are things we can all do to help stack the odds in our favor,” she added.

In other words, keep eating MCD and frozen tendies, in spite of the fact researchers found a marked increase in cancer rates in people in a LARGE DATA SET, rubber stamped by a cancer prevention ‘expert’ who probably gets grants by General Mills.

Author: Poor Dick

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